A little late to the game..

I realise that this happened a little while ago, but check this out! So all I really have to do is get good at my transcript-forging skills, and swipe someone's bar result number (preferably one who passed, I guess). I can write! I can throw around terms like "consideration" and "negligence"! I can use Westlaw and Lexis! I can surely be hired by a firm like Dorsey & Whitney (which I guess is a good firm in Minnesota).

Seriously, who doesn't check these things out?